Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Random Musings #1

  • Ginger biscuits are the only biscuits that taste better when they're a bit stale. They're also one of the few types of biscuits where all the different brands taste pretty much the same. Home made ones are better, though.
  • 'Otter's pocket' is an excellent euphemism.
  • Fear of squirrels is 'Sciurophobia'. Fear of phobias is genuinely called 'Phobaphobia', which is presumably when there is nothing to fear but fear itself. I don't know what fear of badgers is called.
  • The video game got delayed! Or should I say, it was postpwnd. Hahahahaha I am hilarious except about a million people have already come up with that amazingly original portmanteau.
  • People who write graffiti in public toilets should be a little bit more polite, and less up front. Then they might get somewhere.
  • Busbusbusbusbusbusbusbusbus.
  • Chlorella is a magical pill of the gods, and people who take it are obviously just better than you. Or much, much worse off, and desperate. Piracetam is another tablet you can take - albeit a proper drug this time- that definitely makes you smarter.
  • If I still had History lessons, I would write 1,000 words on Henry VIII, source it properly and then format the document to look exactly like a Wikipedia page. This would be the exact opposite of what everyone else in the class would do, and it wouldn't make me a prick in the slightest.
  • This picture is amazing.
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